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1. The man in charge of hockey decisions for the Toronto Maple Leafs is...? A. Dave Nonis B. Brendan Shanahan C. Dave Shanahanonis 2. Los Angeles Clippers owner Donald Sterling is...? A. A racist B. Not a racist C. Creepy 3. Toronto Blue Jays infielder Brett Lawrie belongs at...? A. Third base B. Third base C. Third base (Just making a point) 4. The way to improve NHL games is to add...? A. Coachs challenges B. Bigger nets C. Squirt guns 5. The truth about Martin Kaymers sensational par putt on the 17th hole at The Players Championship is that...? A. He knew he would make it B. He was hoping he would get close C. He was asking himself "How bad does it look if I bogey on this stupid hole without going into the water?" 6. Canada lost to France at the World Hockey Championship and the only thing more embarrassing would have been to...? A. Lose to a team worse than France B. Rip the shootout (which they did) C. Celebrate a win over France 7. Among those hoping that the Pittsburgh Penguins blow a 3-1 series lead against the New York Rangers are...? A. The New York Rangers B. The Secret Society of Sidney Crosby Haters C. The San Jose Sharks 8. On November 16, when the Houston Texans play the Cleveland Browns, and Jadeveon Clowney is chasing Johnny Manziel, you will hope that...? A. He catches him B. Manziel escapes C. Clevelands next quarterback isnt watching if the result is "A" 9. Deputy Mayor Norm Kelly declared May 12 “Raptors Day” in the city of Toronto because...? A. The Raptors made the city proud B. The Leafs didnt C. Rob Ford wasnt available 10. The Leafs want to trade captain Dion Phaneuf because...? A. This season was his fault B. Last season was his fault C. Next season will be his fault 11. For escaping a ninth inning that included one run allowed, followed by a bases-loaded, none-out jam, St. Louis Cardinals closer Trevor Rosenthal should have earned...? A. His 10th save of the season B. A demotion C. Membership in Harry Houdinis Society of American Magicians 12. Shelly Sterling should be allowed to keep her half of the Clippers because...? A. She loves the Clippers B. She doesnt love her husband C. She never said any of the things that Donald Sterling doesnt remember saying 13. Instead of kissing his boyfriend, some think Michael Sam should have celebrated his NFL Draft selection by kissing...? A. The air B. The ground C. Mel Kiper, Jr. 14. One look at Darryl Sutters face and you...? A. Arent sure if the Los Angeles Kings are winning or losing B. Cant wait for the next expression C. Want to add captions 15. This years "Mr. Irrelevant" at the three day-long NFL Draft was...? A. A Memphis free safety named "Whats His Name?" B. Lonnie Ballentine C. Truly irrelevant 16. In Game 7 at Boston, it would help the Montreal Canadiens if they...? A. Scored first B. Kept scoring on the power play C. Put Ginette Reno on the team bus 17. The best reason not to hit “send” on Twitter these days is...? A. Youve mentioned Michael Sam in a negative way B. Youve mentioned the St. Louis Rams in a negative way C. Youre a member of the Miami Dolphins 18. The biggest reason the Brooklyn Nets lost Game 4 to the Miami Heat was...? A. Ray Allens key free throws B. Chris Boshs key three-pointer C. LeBron Jamess key 49 points 19. Donald Sterling would be wise to tape...? A. No more conversations B. No more TV interviews C. His mouth shut 20. And finally….Joe Maddon wants his Tampa Bay Rays to know more about Woodstock because...? A. He never did until recently B. Crosby, Stills and Nash were new and great C. The Rays are in last place and people forgot their worries at Woodstock Fjällräven Kånken No 2 Rea .J. - The New York Jets have signed former Green Bay Packers backup quarterback Graham Harrell, giving them some added depth at the position. Fjällräven Kånken Stor . Lauzon rushed for 42 yards on 15 carries for the Vert et Or (2-3) while quarterback Jeremi Roch completed 19-of-32 passes for 251 yards and one interception. Alexandre Aube scored the other touchdown for Sherbrooke. http://www.fjallravenkankensverige.com/ .com) - Jimmy Butler made four key free throws down the stretch to lift the Chicago Bulls over the Boston Celtics, 109-102, on Friday. Fjällräven Kånken Sverige .C. -- Ryan Sproul scored the winner late in double overtime to lift the Grand Rapids Griffins to a 2-1 win over the Abbotsford Heat on Friday in Game 1 of their American Hockey League playoff series. Kånken No. 2 Ryggsäck .com) - The New York Rangers hope to punch their ticket to the second round when they visit the Philadelphia Flyers on Tuesday for a Game 6 battle at Wells Fargo Center.SYDNEY, N.S. - Adam Marsh scored twice — including the winner at 15:37 of the third period — to lift the Saint John Sea Dogs to a 6-5 victory over the Cape Breton Screaming Eagles in Quebec Major Junior Hockey League action on Thursday.Thomas Chabot had a goal and an assist for the Sea Dogs (10-3-3), and Olivier LeBlanc, Matthew Highmore and Samuel Dove-McFalls also scored. Blade Mann-Dixon stopped 29 shots for the victory.Evgeny Svvechnikov led Cape Breton (7-9-2) with a hat trick, while Maxim Lazarev and Loik Leveille rounded out the Screaming Eagles offence.ddddddddddddrancois Brassard started in net for Cape Breton, but was replaced after allowing all six goals in 43:44. Miguel Sullivan was perfect on 11 shots in relief. Saint John was 1 for 3 on the power play. The Screaming Eagles were successful on 2-of-6 chances with the man advantage. ' ' '